Have you ever encountered those types of idiots that just love to tell you about everything. You know, the ones that feel the need to explain it to every last detail as if you werent the one who told them about it in the first place? These are simply the know-it-all idiots. I have frequently encountered such people and thought I had understood them sufficiently to ignore them correctly. I was not prepared for what I encountered recently however.
Recently I've encountered a new classification of idiot. It was truely impressive as I slowly realised what was happenning. There was the know it all idiot, and the coversation was joined by another 'doesnt-know-shit' idiot. My initial reaction was simply, great here we go. But honestly, I had no idea what was about to occur.
The know-it-all idiot was spouting his nonsense, and then the doesnt-know-shit idiot started asking him questions, as if he had found this new fountain of knowlege that he could not drink enough from. And thats when it happened. Its like their idiocy combined to form some sort of Idiot Voltron. More powerful then either of them and far more then the both of them combined, this was truley an unstoppable force of stupidity. I could not interject facts, as they were dismissed by the know-it-all, and backed up by his new teamate Mr. Doesnt-know-shit. And when Mr. Doesnt-know-shit asked a question, even thouh the answers were handed to him by a half a dozen people, he didn't stop searching for an answer until Mr. Know-it-all fed it to him, with all the information the past six people had just said. And delivered it as if he was the only one to ever say those words in recorded history.
I am ashamed to say I was forced to retreat. I could not handle the sheer power of that level of stupidity. Truely a sad day indeed when such powers arise to combat the common sense of the average person. I only hope there is a similar force for good out there to combat this. I only hope.
